Lacy has a new best friend. Her best friend's name is Woody. Woody is not a person. Nor is he a cartoon character, or a doll based on said cartoon character.
He is a piece of wood.
Yes, my daughter's best friend is a piece of wood.
She found him in the yard when we were stacking wood and making kindling. He was a small branch off a large piece of firewood that Dave cut off with the chainsaw. She decided it was cute and wanted to keep it.
For safe-keeping, Woody lives in a jar.
That she takes to bed.
Lacy, telling us about Woody (Woody didn't have a name yet-- he was still a new addition).